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Presently there are many really amusing pick-up lines these days, and if you ever want to see the light of day again then you definitely must not express these funny pick up lines for girls out loud! You might have someone "accidentally" wounded you really horribly when they hear this comedy coming from your mouth.

But I'm going to share this madness with you right now and I'll leave it up to you to use it at your own personal discretion if you've got the courage.

So here's a truly horrible pick up line that could easily be viewed as very funny if you have the appropriate kind a sense of humor. I unfortunately have the right type of sense of humor ! Here's the line... "If I would offer you with five dollars now, what would it get me?" I believe that is truly damn very funny but I couldn't imagine a girl being delighted to know that you think she appears like a hooker! So you absolutely like to say that at your own personal risk and don't get mad at me if you've got 10 chicks smashing their pocketbooks across the side of your head. You are worthy of it you moron!

The next one is a classic that is still somewhat funny but it surely gets the way if you know what i'm saying. So the pick up line is... "You have some great jewelry. It would look great on my nightstand." So that's a bit funny. It's absolutely got a bit of a filthy part to it, and it's absolutely going to aid you express your purposes. So it's highly effective if it really works, and I can't declare that it's going to work one way or another.

You know I really find this next pick up line really funny. The line is... "The term of the day is 'legs.' Let's get back to my place and spread the word." That's some great stuff right there that may possibly get you a really big laugh or it might get you a kick in the crotch. Give it a go and then determine what will happen.